Probably the closest to my ideal type. Yes, yes I think so.
Well well, you're quite the curious one, aren't you? Go ahead, ask me anything you'd like. I suggest you be very precise with your words, however. I might "accidentally" mistake them as something entirely different, ohohoho~
[Responses are sometimes drawn, but questions are always answered.]
1 year ago
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See it’s funny because you think I give a damn about being forgiven!
Also because I don’t believe in gods! See what I did there?
Reasons why you don’t scoff at Creators. I keep my promises and in the long run, this probably hurts more than one of my punches, you horribly vain undead.
It’s a good thing you’re fictional. Your threats don’t scare me. BD
OH.
MY.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
LORD SAVE MY SOUL AND SET ME FREE THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENED.
GODS MAY A RABID MONGOOSE SHOVE ITS TEETH INTO YOUR ASS AND RIP YOUR FLESH COUNTER-CLOCKWISE UNTIL YOU DIE OF INFECTION! A POX OF FESTERING BOILS AND HORRIBLE NOSEBLEEDS ON YOUR FACE FOR ALL ETERNITY YOU HARPY, YOU SHE DEVIL, YOU ABOMINATION OF ABOMINATIONS! I DON’T CARE HOW DELICIOUSLY LARGE YOUR BREASTS ARE YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!
Oops, I’m sorry.
I thought you said you didn’t believe in gods.
BD
DAMMIT IT’S A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU INSUFFERABLE WOMAN I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY DODONGOS.
Source: ask-sayik1 year ago
| Notes: 21
See it’s funny because you think I give a damn about being forgiven!
Also because I don’t believe in gods! See what I did there?
Reasons why you don’t scoff at Creators. I keep my promises and in the long run, this probably hurts more than one of my punches, you horribly vain undead.
It’s a good thing you’re fictional. Your threats don’t scare me. BD
OH.
MY.
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
LORD SAVE MY SOUL AND SET ME FREE THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENED.
GODS MAY A RABID MONGOOSE SHOVE ITS TEETH INTO YOUR ASS AND RIP YOUR FLESH COUNTER-CLOCKWISE UNTIL YOU DIE OF INFECTION! A POX OF FESTERING BOILS AND HORRIBLE NOSEBLEEDS ON YOUR FACE FOR ALL ETERNITY YOU HARPY, YOU SHE DEVIL, YOU ABOMINATION OF ABOMINATIONS! I DON’T CARE HOW DELICIOUSLY LARGE YOUR BREASTS ARE YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!
(via zahhaks-twerking)
Source: ask-sayik1 year ago
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![Welcome to my humble page! I see you have one as well. Good, very good. I suggest all those who come to see me and ask all manner of things should also do the same for you.
[Srsly go ask Saif things, do it.]](http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lx2dydB1N31r4njt6o1_500.png)
Welcome to my humble page! I see you have one as well. Good, very good. I suggest all those who come to see me and ask all manner of things should also do the same for you.
[Srsly go ask Saif things, do it.]
1 year ago
| Notes: 2
Just look at this perfect face, this exquisite physique, the luscious hair. Who WOULDN’T get a boner?
