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Probably the closest to my ideal type. Yes, yes I think so.

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No just kidding, the prize is stromboli.

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crateshya:

ask-sayik:

lockdown-lockout:

crateshya:

ask-sayik:

See it’s funny because you think I give a damn about being forgiven!

Also because I don’t believe in gods! See what I did there?

Reasons why you don’t scoff at Creators. I keep my promises and in the long run, this probably hurts more than one of my punches, you horribly vain undead.

It’s a good thing you’re fictional. Your threats don’t scare me. BD

OH.

MY.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

LORD SAVE MY SOUL AND SET ME FREE THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENED.

GODS MAY A RABID MONGOOSE SHOVE ITS TEETH INTO YOUR ASS AND RIP YOUR FLESH COUNTER-CLOCKWISE UNTIL YOU DIE OF INFECTION! A POX OF FESTERING BOILS AND HORRIBLE NOSEBLEEDS ON YOUR FACE FOR ALL ETERNITY YOU HARPY, YOU SHE DEVIL, YOU ABOMINATION OF ABOMINATIONS! I DON’T CARE HOW DELICIOUSLY LARGE YOUR BREASTS ARE YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!

Oops, I’m sorry.

I thought you said you didn’t believe in gods.

BD

DAMMIT IT’S A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU INSUFFERABLE WOMAN I HOPE YOU GET EATEN BY DODONGOS.

(via spookypidgey)

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lockdown-lockout:

crateshya:

ask-sayik:

See it’s funny because you think I give a damn about being forgiven!

Also because I don’t believe in gods! See what I did there?

Reasons why you don’t scoff at Creators. I keep my promises and in the long run, this probably hurts more than one of my punches, you horribly vain undead.

It’s a good thing you’re fictional. Your threats don’t scare me. BD

OH.

MY.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

LORD SAVE MY SOUL AND SET ME FREE THIS IS A THING THAT HAPPENED.

GODS MAY A RABID MONGOOSE SHOVE ITS TEETH INTO YOUR ASS AND RIP YOUR FLESH COUNTER-CLOCKWISE UNTIL YOU DIE OF INFECTION! A POX OF FESTERING BOILS AND HORRIBLE NOSEBLEEDS ON YOUR FACE FOR ALL ETERNITY YOU HARPY, YOU SHE DEVIL, YOU ABOMINATION OF ABOMINATIONS! I DON’T CARE HOW DELICIOUSLY LARGE YOUR BREASTS ARE YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY!

(via hella-bara)

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Welcome to my humble page! I see you have one as well. Good, very good. I suggest all those who come to see me and ask all manner of things should also do the same for you.

[Srsly go ask Saif things, do it.]

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Just look at this perfect face, this exquisite physique, the luscious hair. Who WOULDN’T get a boner?

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Though I would say I can be quite the PRICK if the opportunity ARISES.